is a proof of faith."
Charles M. Schulz
make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have
a special "No Excuse Sunday". Cots will be placed in the foyer for those
who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in." There will be a special
section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard. Eyedrops
will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.
We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if
I ever came to church." Blankets will be furnished for those who think the
church is too cold and fans for those who say it is too hot. Scorecards will be
available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present. Relatives and friends
will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner too. We
will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those who feel that
the church is always asking for money.
section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.
Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.
The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas pointsettias and Easter lilies
for those who have never seen the church without them. We will provide hearing
aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton balls for those who can.
from the Joyful Noiseletter
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